Wednesday, November 17, 2021

How to Catch a Turkey

 




Today our creative crew gave us step-by-step instructions on how to catch a turkey. The plans ran the gamut from elaborate instructions for trapping a turkey to simple steps: shoot it, bake it, eat it.

One student caught the turkey herself but left the frying to the cooks at McDonald’s. 

Another student felt bad and let the turkey go free.
“Sorry, Turkey,” she said. 

Maybe she was persuaded by the turkey’s letter, in which he pled for clemency. 




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